| Melted Snow Man: Drench yourself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot. |
| Updated>> Got Milk?: Wear a sign that says “Got Milk?”. Paint a milk mustache over your lip with make-up or other non-toxic white substance. Submitted by johncar |
| New>> Leafblower: Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf. Submitted by Jessica |
| Head in the Clouds: Stick cotton balls all over your hat or visor. Submitted by Kathleen from Arlington Heights, Illinois |
| White Trash: Wear all white, and attach trash (i.e., milk cartons, paper, candy wrappers) all over yourself. Or step into a white trash bag overflowing with trash. Submitted by FlyersHawk (similar idea submitted by Djw1175) |
| God’s Gift to Women: Wrap yourself like a present using romantic wrapping paper. Attach a large tag that says “From: GOD To: WOMEN”. Submitted by Joel |
| Black-Eyed Pea: Take a fabric pen and draw or pin a giant “P” on a shirt. Put black makeup around one eye and you have become a “Black-Eyed P.” Submitted by GillsCreek and also by Kelly Ann DeMauro |
| Babysitter: Strap a baby doll to your behind and sit on it. Submitted by Sunny |
| Kangaroo: Tape a brown paper lunch bag to your stomach. Submitted by Gwen Infusino |
| Sugar Daddy: Attach candy all over yourself. Submitted by Baller |
| Devil’s Advocate: Wear buttons and carry signs that say “Devil is #1” and “Vote for Satan,” etc.Submitted by Vicki |
| Nudist on Strike: Dress in normal clothes and carry a sign that says “Nudist on Strike.”Submitted by KLK |
| Signs: Use foil wrap to make a pointy, Hershey Kiss-shaped hat to keep the aliens from reading your mind.Submitted by stormm303 |
| Jackson Pollack Painting: Splatter drips of paint on your clothes and hang a picture frame around your neck (or just hold it up in front of you).Submitted by Jen |
| Updated>> Mucho DeNiro: Photocopy several pictures of Robert DeNiro and attach all over your body.Submitted by George McMurtry |
| Updated>> Johnny On The Spot: Wear a name tag that says “Johnny” (not necessary if your real name is Johnny). Create a circle out of cardboard or plastic, big enough to stand on. When someone asks you what you are, throw the circle on the floor and stand on it.Submitted by Ashleigh |
| First Class Male: Buy some stamps and paste them on your face or glue some onto an old shirt. |
| Chip on Your Shoulder: Dress in regular clothes, and glue a poker chip to your shoulder.Submitted by David S. |
| Hose Bag: Climb into a green/black garbage bag and wrap a garden hose around yourself.Submitted by Christine Grover |
| Chest of Drawers: Pin underwear to your shirt. Works best with a formal looking business suit.Submitted by Monica |