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Undercover Cop
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Just wear your regular clothes. When someone challenges your lack of a costume, whip a fake badge out of your back pocket and tell them you're "under cover."
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Submitted by Maggie
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Pain in the Butt
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Attach a bandage or large bandaid to your bottom.
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CD Burner
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Just tie a computer CD around your neck and carry a lighter. When someone asks what you are, hold the lighter up to the CD.
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Starbucks
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Make some yellow stars out of paper or cardboard and pin them all over your clothes. Then take several dollar bills and pin them on also. Optional: carry a coffee mug.
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Submitted by Scott
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Tickled Pink
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Wear pink clothes and carry a feather.
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Submitted by Jo King
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Well Hung
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This is obviously for the man who has a large ego and hates to dress up. Wear normal clothing and hang a noose around your neck.
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Submitted by Kelly
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Pick Pocket
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Attach a guitar pick to your pocket.
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Submitted by Jason
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Peter Pan
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Great idea for husband who does not want to wear a costume. Attach a pan to the front of his belt. Everyone will ask, "What are you???"
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Submitted by Joe and Dianne
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Game Show Contestant
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Wear a large, colorful name badge. Keep shouting "I'd like to buy a vowel!", and "I'll take State Capitals for $500, Alex."
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Submitted by Shannon
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Freudian Slip
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Wear a slip, preferably black, with a sign around your neck that says "Freud."
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Submitted by JJfhyman
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